you're in a horror flick,now survive.

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deadwaste
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you're in a horror flick,now survive.

Postby deadwaste » Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:14 pm

You and your group of sex crazy friends think its safe to go to a haunted mansion near a lake in the middle of nowhere for spring break. Also an alleged escaped convict from a nearby prison named Jason Kruger, a machete handed, chainsaw wielding maniac, has snuck into the mansion seeking to kill teenagers during spring break.will YOU survive?
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Re: you're in a horror flick,now survive.

Postby Smerg » Fri Sep 19, 2014 12:08 am

I survive by not having sex crazed friends.

hooray for a boring life.
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Re: you're in a horror flick,now survive.

Postby tyrud » Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:30 pm

So like, he has machete for a hand? Did they let him into prison like that?
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Re: you're in a horror flick,now survive.

Postby headhunter211 » Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:08 pm

Aslo, if the police know hes escaped wouldn't they be looking for him in hidin places? I mean, c'mon that mansion has got to be warm and have something for the guy to do....
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deadwaste
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Re: you're in a horror flick,now survive.

Postby deadwaste » Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:02 pm

People,this is a horror flick.in a horror flick, you **** logic in the ****.but, you're given the chance to be the smart one who does not die first!(that's the slightly racist role of the token black guy)
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Re: you're in a horror flick,now survive.

Postby SmithAero » Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:16 am

My plan, I go to the corner hugging my teddy bear, and cry.
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