LOL so I was playing online, there was some guy and his girlfriend playing in the lobby and he went to go pick her up but before he got there I pulled up next to her in my pimped out mini cooper and said "Hey baby need a ride? This mini coopers got just enough room for the two of us!" she laughs and gets in my cooper right as her boyfriend pulls up and I speed off with her while saying into my mic "I JUST STOLE YO **** WITH MY MINI COOPER **** WHAT YOU GONNA DO BOUT IT?!"
He starts trying to ram me off of the road in his truck while calling me an **** and telling his girlfriend to jump out with her just laughing her **** off at the situation. After he rams me like three times I turn around and headshot him, made my way to a helipad and made off with his girlfriend in my chopper right as he respwaned and shot at us with me yelling "SEE YOU LATER ****!" He then put a bounty on my head and called us both shitheads before rage quitting.
This game is the ultimate simulator, I can even be a home wrecker! Lmao, I really wish I could have recorded all of that.
"**** it, it's late."-Coins "Change it later."-Teddy
"She had a face like a bulldog licking **** off a nettle."-Jingles
"so he resigned himself to dying in a trash can."