Grand Theft Auto 5

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Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby TheTeddyguy » Sat Sep 21, 2013 2:32 pm

So this game kicked absolute ****, just beat it yesterday and all I can say is GTA online is going to be the hypest **** when it hits in October lol.
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby headhunter211 » Sat Sep 21, 2013 4:41 pm

should I buy it, Or wait till its on pc or cheaper?
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby TheTeddyguy » Sat Sep 21, 2013 4:47 pm

Buybuybuybuybuybuybuybuybuy.

Main story with almost no **** around took me about 35 hours and I loved every moment of it. The world is so insanely detailed and massive.

Literally my only complaint is that the cars are practically **** indestructible now because of noob bitches bitching about how the damage worked in 4 lol.
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby tyrud » Sat Sep 21, 2013 6:26 pm

That's gay. I loved the damage in 4. It was incredibly detailed and the damage models were #DaRealz. I was expecting them to make said system even better, but I guess not.

At least now I won't have to worry about losing a car I invested 20,000 dollars worth of parts, colors and upgrades into.
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby coinsruledude » Sat Sep 21, 2013 6:27 pm

TheTeddyguy wrote:the cars are practically **** indestructible now because of noob bitches bitching about how the damage worked in 4
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby TheTeddyguy » Sat Sep 21, 2013 6:29 pm

Yeah, it is the worst part of the game by far lol.
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby TheTeddyguy » Sat Sep 21, 2013 6:34 pm

Cars still deform in the same way as 4 but it takes WAAAAAY more to do it. To test the damage system I got in a car and started ramming another car in it's side while it was parked against the wall. I did this for about 10 minutes before my engine caught fire. I got out of the car and waited for it to explode, but the flames extinguished and I was still able to drive it lmao.
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby Smerg » Sat Sep 21, 2013 9:12 pm

Sose I take it the carmageddon mods won't be as climatic or explosiony :c
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby tyrud » Sun Sep 22, 2013 1:11 am

Smerg wrote:Sose I take it the carmageddon mods won't be as climatic or explosiony :c

Actually as I found out today, there's a cheat code aptly named 'Slidey Cars', which basically voids traction so expect a lot of unnecessary drifting, especially when combined with Drunk mode, lol.

I played GTA V at my friend's house. It's too good. I can't wait to get it and play online. The scope is simply massive and overall I can see the multiplayer being extremely fun and insane.

Especially pleasing is the Explosive melee cheat, in which you gain the power of Chuck Norris and can punch and kick people with the force of an explosion.
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby Smerg » Sun Sep 22, 2013 2:24 am

For some reason I read the punching people part as "punching elderly people", lol.
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