The Worst Zombie Movie Ever Made

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The Worst Zombie Movie Ever Made

Postby coinsruledude » Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:05 am

The Horde.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxkvXs5OO7M

It has no plot, no one learns to aim for the head, and I think it's a French film, because the actors' mouths don't match up with their words.

But I still watched the entire thing, and the ending was, without a question, complete BULL****.
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Re: The Worst Zombie Movie Ever Made

Postby Smerg » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:18 am

I'm sorry, but when they raped George Romero's Day of the Dead, and left it crying on the side of the road to be found by the police, (I am of course referring to the 2008 Remake of DoTD) I lost faith in Zombie Movies.
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Re: The Worst Zombie Movie Ever Made

Postby Zerorising » Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:08 pm

The Horde wasn't that bad..

I quite liked it.
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Re: The Worst Zombie Movie Ever Made

Postby coinsruledude » Sun Nov 04, 2012 2:16 am

Zerorising wrote:The Horde wasn't that bad..

I quite liked it.

I've flushed things down the toilet that had more plot than this movie.

"Okay, so there's these cops, and they need to go into this apartment building to get revenge on these people for a reason that remains hidden to the viewers for the whole movie."

*five minutes later*

"Okay, so the bad guys killed one of the cops, and this Hellboy-esque thing broke in and bit some people."

*five more minutes later*

"Okay, now everyone is on the roof to hide from thousands of super-strong, incredibly fast, intelligent zombies that invaded the city within the past few minutes. Now the cops need to team up with their enemies and a few random civilians to survive."

*an hour and 25 minutes later*

"Aaand everyone's dead except the bitchy chick cop. The end."
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Re: The Worst Zombie Movie Ever Made

Postby Razorhamlincoln » Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:14 am

Sounds like a real blockbuster.
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Re: The Worst Zombie Movie Ever Made

Postby Zerorising » Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:49 am

It's like the movie 2012.


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Re: The Worst Zombie Movie Ever Made

Postby Petso » Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:11 am

I watched the entire thing just because the movie was free and easily accessed with your link. If you never linked it, I would've never watched it.
I personally thought it was a decent movie. The whole logic behind it was stupid yes, but the action kept me entertained for quite a while :P
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Re: The Worst Zombie Movie Ever Made

Postby harrybro » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:33 am

It is really very horrible.
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Re: The Worst Zombie Movie Ever Made

Postby Marcusaralius76 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:12 am

idk, I mean... Zombie Apocalypse was worse imo.

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Re: The Worst Zombie Movie Ever Made

Postby TheTeddyguy » Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:13 am

Marcusaralius76 wrote:idk, I mean... Zombie Apocalypse was worse imo.

Never heard of it so I'm inclined to agree.
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