Zombie Survival Plan

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Zombie Survival Plan

Postby alex oclisto101 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:40 pm

my survival plan is:
grab my backpack labelled "to be used in case zombies attack" pick up a whipper snipper from my garage. get in the car. drive to the nearest millitary base. If i cant make it to the millitary base (which usual happens cause the main guy's car ALWAYS runs out of fuel) ill find the nearest house. Barricade the door with bathroom doors (using the nails in my backpack and the hammer in there). Knock out the owners of said house. tie them up and place them near a window, and place a really loud alarm next to them to attract the zombies. Then i will make a hole in their back fence to get into their back neighbors house. Then steal said neighbours car and ride off into the sunset and off a cliff(why?cause by that time i would have gone INSANE!!!)
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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

Postby coinsruledude » Sun Jun 12, 2011 2:36 pm

My survival plan:
1. Find Chuck Norris.
2. There is no second step.
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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

Postby Stormchaser12 » Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:10 pm

MY plan is: Destroy stairs, go upstairs using ladder while taking food and water and laptop with charger, phone charger, phone, painkillers, and a stuffed animal (so I won't go insane from being lonely.). Then kick ladder down. Shut all blinds upstairs. Use computer to call the army (We don't have military bases ANYWHERE near us.) Call them. Beg for help. Come up with a reason.
REASONS:
1. Psychotic killer is trying to break in (unless they know, they wont believe zombies are attacking.)
2. Terrorists got my family at my house
3. If all else fails, Zombies are attacking me and the police won't come.
If they come, wait until they do.
If not, I jump off roof.
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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

Postby coinsruledude » Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:07 am

Stormchaser12 wrote:If they come, wait until they do.
If not, I jump off roof.

Quitter. :)
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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

Postby Smerg » Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:11 am

Wait, why would the ARMY come on phone-calls?
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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

Postby coinsruledude » Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:12 am

Because he's just that special.
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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

Postby snarst » Sat Jun 18, 2011 3:52 am

Smerg wrote:Wait, why would the ARMY come on phone-calls?


because they don't do anything all day and how many call do you think they get? probably not one
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-A group member walking around with a ladder
-The military yelling "Living stay away" via megaphone to lure zombies into a trap
-Zombies falling face first in the street in order to set a trap

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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

Postby coinsruledude » Sat Jun 18, 2011 3:39 pm

snarst wrote:how many call do you think they get?

At least five from every single person hiding in their basement/attic with a computer/phone..
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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

Postby Smerg » Sat Jun 18, 2011 10:53 pm

There probably calling from their basement to ask if its safe to come out yet.

EDIT: Mispelled Their. Mybad.
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Re: Zombie Survival Plan

Postby CaptainEthan » Sun Jun 19, 2011 1:59 am

My survival plan... well assuming we have a "failure in communication" with command elements.

Grab one of the C-17's, load up the squadron, invade a small island in South America, and create a country.

But most likely I'll end up dead because the thousands of panicking civilians will run on base asking for guns and shelter.

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